It’s Probably Heresy
It’s Probably Heresy is a comedic actual-play podcast set in the satirical, grimdark universe of Warhammer 40,000. In the dark far future, Acolytes of the God-Emperor’s Inquisition work in secret to safeguard humanity from heretics, aliens, and worse. But things are rarely as they seem, and the Acolytes must rely on their wits just as much as their strength of arms to survive. Join a group of friends as they save lobsters with telekinesis, hunt dinosaurs on a venomous death world, arm wrestle with nuns, and much more in their quest to hold the Imperium together, one day at a time. The Acolytes include: Ketho, a disgraced scion of a noble house on the hunt for his sister’s killer Tyruss, a telepath who is haunted by terrible visions Martin, a Tech-Priest with a worrying enthusiasm for limb replacement Zarkov, a (literally) soulless assassin who just wants to make friends We use the Dark Heresy 2nd Edition system developed by Fantasy Flight Games. If you want to support the show, you can find us at https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Episodes
Oct 4, 2022
Oct 4, 2022
42 min
The Acolytes are pinned down by foes as they try to escape with their prize. Zarkov is inspired, Ketho doesn't have a leg to stand on, Tyruss prepares the dome, and Martin blind-fires.
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Oct 25, 2022
Oct 25, 2022
52 min
As more participants join the climactic battle, the Acolytes are surrounded on all sides. They will have to act quickly to find safety before they are lost forever to the venomous jungles of Phyrr. Tyruss becomes a walking case study for pharmacology students, Martin daydreams about surgery, Zarkov goes for the toes, and Ketho has a waking nightmare.
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Dec 1, 2022
Dec 1, 2022
51 min
In the conclusion to the Phyrr adventure arc, the Acolytes return to the research orbital to apprehend the true mastermind behind the Faceless Trade expedition. Ketho schedules brunch, Zarkov threatens some grad students, Martin advocates drastic measures, and Tyruss disposes of the heresy.
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Jan 4, 2023
Jan 4, 2023
24 min
Not every investigation goes smoothly, and sometimes not all the audio is fit for the main vox transmissions back to the Inquisitor. But in the interest of completeness, the more humorous bits are presented here. Listen to in-depth discussions about Tyruss's nose, Eric's struggles with his new kitten, Ned's dad jokes, and much more.
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Dec 30, 2023
Dec 30, 2023
53 min
Some Inquisitorial missions are too classified, scuffed, or downright silly to merit publishing in anything pretending to be a serious podcast season. Such disgraceful content is stored in the S.I.N. (Self-Indulgent Nonsense) Files. In our first foray into these deplorable documents, we see our Acolytes using the All Outta Bubblegum rules to thwart an attempted Ork hijacking of their voidship. Any resemblences to a certain Bruce Willis Christmas movie are purely coincidental.
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This episode features the tracks "Mechanicum" and "Echoes of Time" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/music/