It’s Probably Heresy
It’s Probably Heresy is a comedic actual-play podcast set in the satirical, grimdark universe of Warhammer 40,000. In the dark far future, Acolytes of the God-Emperor’s Inquisition work in secret to safeguard humanity from heretics, aliens, and worse. But things are rarely as they seem, and the Acolytes must rely on their wits just as much as their strength of arms to survive. Join a group of friends as they save lobsters with telekinesis, hunt dinosaurs on a venomous death world, arm wrestle with nuns, and much more in their quest to hold the Imperium together, one day at a time. The Acolytes include: Ketho, a disgraced scion of a noble house on the hunt for his sister’s killer Tyruss, a telepath who is haunted by terrible visions Martin, a Tech-Priest with a worrying enthusiasm for limb replacement Zarkov, a (literally) soulless assassin who just wants to make friends We use the Dark Heresy 2nd Edition system developed by Fantasy Flight Games. If you want to support the show, you can find us at https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
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Episodes
Tuesday May 17, 2022
Tuesday May 17, 2022
The Acolytes continue their nightmare-filled journey through the Warp. Martin recalls a Deathwatch raid on his workshop compound, and Tyruss remembers the time he was brought before the Emperor.
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Tuesday May 31, 2022
Tuesday May 31, 2022
The Acolytes arrive in the Phyrr system after their harrowing journey. New faces await them upon their arrival, and suspicion soon runs rampant.
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Monday Jun 13, 2022
Monday Jun 13, 2022
The Acolytes board the Phyrr orbital station and meet the Chief Engineseer, then debate how much of their hand they should reveal.
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Tuesday Jun 28, 2022
Tuesday Jun 28, 2022
The Acolytes make planetfall on Phyrr and investigate two landing sites for clues. Zarkov treads carefully, Tyruss makes new friends, and Martin takes his motor oil shaken, not stirred.
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Tuesday Jul 12, 2022
Tuesday Jul 12, 2022
The Acolytes venture into the jungles of Phyrr and run afoul of the local wildlife. Tyruss starts fires, Martin makes new biological discoveries, Ketho becomes one with the shadows, and Zarkov shoots fish in a barrel.
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Tuesday Jul 26, 2022
Tuesday Jul 26, 2022
The Acolytes chat with their new acquaintence and propose a friendly wager. Martin talks shop, Zarkov spams the dodge roll button, Tyruss finds a new opponent, and Ketho discovers who is the real deal.
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Tuesday Aug 09, 2022
Tuesday Aug 09, 2022
The Acolytes are on the trail of their quarry, but the denizens of Phyrr will not make their journey easy. Ketho is too crazy to be afraid, Tyruss reminisces about psyker baseball, Zarkov does a backflip, Martin hangs on for dear life.
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Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
The Acolytes close in on their targets, but are they the hunters or the prey? Ketho can hit things when he's not moving, Zarkov drives in donuts, Tyruss plays catch, and Martin can't turn off StickyKeys.
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Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
The Acolytes reach their destination and find there is more than just a strange energy signature in the jungle. Zarkov doesn't notice anything is amiss, Ketho tries to negotiate, Tyruss sits on a park bench, and Martin prepares a surprise.
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Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
The Acolytes are interrupted during their treasure hunt and must contend with hostile smugglers and more esoteric threats as they make their escape. Ketho exacts revenge, Zarkov stops drops and rolls, Martin protects his melon, and Tyruss takes a shower.
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